Funny Urdu 1

Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa ne kaha,
Dekh dekh, pados ki ladki ko dekh wo tumhare sath hi padhti hai.
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boy Dekh dekh kya dekh? usi ko dekh ke to fail hua hun........

Ek bikhari ek ladki ko prapose karta hai
Do you love
Ladki: sakal dekhi hai apnee Isse accha toh main mar jaungi.
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Bikhari: kamini mar jayegi Par kisi gareeb ke kaam nahi ayegi
lolz :P:P